ugh im so pissed off

“I want to build you a library.”
My idea of a perfect pickup line (via peaceisofus)


Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.


noel_fisher: I think they should make car alarms that sound like people screaming.

I’m Professor Annalise Keating, and this is criminal law 100. Or, as I prefer to call it…


 #jen is genuinely so touched that josh thought of her #and josh is just like lol no #not u peasant #i deserve the braid